27 Jun 2006
News Released: June 25, 2006 (PRLEAP.COM)
Wiltshire, England is well know around the world as a crop circle hotspot, those mysterious, unexplained and often complex patterns appearing over night in fields of wheat and barley.
Local farmer Barney Moe awoke to discover his farm had been visited in the night by extra terrestrials. Within days hordes of crop circle enthusiasts and tourist have descended on his small farm in the Wiltshire countryside. At first it was unclear what the crop circle, thought to be symbolic communications from another planet depicted.
Exclusive photograph at http://www.4kingpoker.com/poker_news_view.php?n=31
Aerial photography has revealed a huge stylised design some 150ft long showing an alien creature similar to the ones believed to have been found in Area 51 near Roswell, USA.
Farmer Barney Moe commented … "When I saw the photo's what they took from the plane and all it looked like he was sat at a table eating space food. I thought them aliens was tellin' us what they had for tea" His son, a keen online poker player and member of the poker forum 4kingpoker.com pointed out that it looked like the alien was playing no-limit texas holdem and the objects previously thought to be items of food and condements were in fact poker chips and playing cards.
The crop circle has been verified by eminent Hungarian scientist and crop circle expert - Prof Ivana Wyn who believes this is a truly unique communication from another world. She added … "I would have expected our first communication with other beings to have given us some clues about their culture and lifestyle but finding out aliens play poker is unbelievable. I can only think that playing poker is a very important part of their cultural identity and although I have never played cards before this has certainly made me think I should learn to play online poker". With only a few days before the start of the World Series of Poker (WSOP) in Las Vegas, tourists visiting the farm have been wondering if the aliens lost their way and planned to leave their message nearer to the worlds biggest poker event.
Maybe they struggled to leave a lasting impression in the arid desert around Las Vegas, Nevada the gambling capital of the world, settling instead for sleepy Wiltshire in England. On further examination using hi definition satelite technology developed by NASA it can be revealed the alien creature is indeed playing poker and moving all-in with four king off having made a full house kings full of fours on the flop.
|