17 May 2006
Dan Aykroyd: Unplugged on UFOs DVD Review by R.J. Carter Published: May 15, 2006
Okay, I'll admit to being the sucker for a good UFO documentary. Much like the slogan plastered across Mulder's poster: I want to believe. After all, the universe is a very, very big place, and I just can't imagine God being one for wasted space. But just exactly what makes Dan Aykroyd the go-to guy for paranormal phenomena? Did someone think his stint in "Ghostbusters" was for real? Do they think he has inside information because he married Kim Basinger in "My Stepmother is an Alien?"
Apparently, the connection is much more personal than that. And while I think Director David Sereda's parallels to Albert Einstein are a bit laughable, Aykroyd does have his own experiences. Some may recall that he hosted a show on SciFi channel called Out There. Through this, he made quite the list of connections. One day, he apparently made a connection that was a little too hot. He describes an incident that occurred while he was preparing to tape a new episode. He had stepped outside and was taking a phone call to come back for a Saturday Night Live skit.
During this conversation, Aykroyd claims he was approached by the notorious Men in Black -- not Will Smith or Tommy Lee Jones, either, but the possible real magilla, complete with a large black vehicle. They watched him, he turned away, turned back -- and they were gone. Within seconds. "Two hours later," says Aykroyd, "we were told we were not to continue taping, and the show was cancelled, and none of them would air.
Was that an MIB experience?" Fortunately for fans of Out There, there's the possibility of repackaging the show for DVD. But whatever would have become of the information that might have been disclosed that day may now never be revealed. Would that the rest of this documentary were that interesting. Aykroyd is not the host of this documentary; nor is he the primary subject. Rather, Sereda has placed a couple of cameras around him and Aykroyd to record them talking while Aykroyd smokes. In between the bits of conversation, the viewer is bombarded with photograph after photograph, video after video, of streaky, grainy, or downright hoaxy photographs of unidentified lights and objects -- many of them shown over and over again, either for effect or for lack of having enough photos to provide an 80-minute slideshow. We get to hear repeatedly from former astronaut, Gordon Cooper (always introduced as "American Hero", which all our astronauts are but doesn't really need to be hammered quite so squarely every single time) and his experiences in the fifties with UFOs. And we also see former Canadian Minister of Defense, Paul Hellyer, speaking out about the politics of alien encounters.
Aykroyd himself is asked about multiple dimensions, multiverses, and time travel, as though Sereda is hoping to channel Heisenberg or Podolski. Aykroyd mentions a handful of movies about alien encounters, such as "The Day the Earth Stood Still" and uses these as a basis for forming a philosophy of what aliens might want.
On the whole, however, there's nothing neither new nor groundbreaking in this DVD. If you haven't ever heard of Roswell, New Mexico, if you didn't see the news stories about the "Phoenix Lights", or if you simply don't have an Internet connection to browse through the hundreds of accounts and photographs on the web, then this documentary might grab you. For those who are sceptics, there's nothing here to convince you. And for those of us in the middle, it's a great big, 'meh', difficult to sit through sequentially, amateurish in cuts, introductions, and the inability of the director to put any kind of linear quality to the topic thread. Previews on this disc include "Dan Aykroyd Unplugged on UFOs" and "Deck Dogz".
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